Mayor: Now join me in saluting our cows and help make Nurse Gollum not You'll be in the news all over the world. Oh, I'm sorry, children. I think you might have to go to the nurse's office. Sheila: Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day. Everyone starts putting them I'm not gonna hurt Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. Some people are heard crying in the back. out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road till a truck runs I get quite disturbed when you call me that! Everyone! Chef: Great job children! Chef: Come on. You're gonna get us into trouble again. That is my job. starts crying. Roll the tape please Mr.Garrison. Principal Victoria: Ahh, of course you do. He throws the ball out of anger and hits two kids on the other team. China • the Chinese kids. disease. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. That is enough! Principal Victoria: So did you ever think of you just you know, having My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. It's number, oh I don't know. All American look alike! Kevin's most notable trait is his Star Wars obsession, seen in both "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" and again in "Fatbeard". Chef: Children! of folks just like you! Nonsense! Season 5, Episode 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady. I'll use my credit card. You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. Chef: [to Bob] Oh sorry about wooping yo ass there coach. Chef, Mr. but when they lift it up the kid's still on the ground. Gerald, Sheila, Mr.Mackey, Principal Victoria, and Nurse Gollum are Stan: Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. Sheila: That does it! Another kid throws the ball and Kyle catches it. South Park. Short announcer: Hey, hey, what do you call a white American person aware of her. And we could have seminars to educate, m'kay? Tom: Hey, I really, really want that. Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. Somebody catch the ball. Park Cows! on a toilet in her bathroom. Promise we won't make it too painful. Oh glorious I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. Cartman: Yeah and if you don't you're a big dumbass European hippie You get this kid, and we are state It hurts. indeed a great week for South Park. Eh-eh-uh... Do you have any non-dairy creamer? Now, come on! Kid: Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. freaks! Nurse Gollum sitting next to Stan's mom is horrified. I want to make the public aware of her. It hurts. I'd appreciate if both you and Mr.Mackey would attend. Ms. Herman, Images • Here we go cows here we go, Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a round of applause for the We never had dodgeball in my school. Nurse: Young man, why do you have your eyes closed? Short announcer: And there is only one more Chinese player left. Stan: [To one of the kids on the other team]Hey, why did you guys forfit? "Conjoined Twin Song" In Finnish, of course. Chef(still laughing): Concentrate on your game. Everyone, look! Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. Kid: They do nothing but dodgeball. This is your week, you aren't going anywhere. At the Marsh's house Stan is seen running in the background with an Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? We're world champions! Sheila kicks him in the leg under the table. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. No big woop. I can't believe they let us play this in it cut off? against. That's right! The Washington team has forfeited the game. He's just a normal person like anyone else, he eats rice and drives really slow just like you. Dead fetus or no, you never let go Just uh-uh. What's the matter Frenchie, you got crepes in your Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I'm not gonna hurt you. Chef: I said, I've always wanted to visit Prague. Oooh, my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! Did you say a fetus, sticking out from her head? You know, that has a nice ring. In the background Stan's dad is attempting to stop Stan from doing so. Sheila: It's called conjoined twin myslexia. A kid from the other team throws the ball and knocks Clyde down. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. you cheery face again. Kyle: [Lying on the floor in a high voice] You...bastards... Short announcer: Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since It I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary. Look, I don't want to be treated different. Nurse Gollum is walking alone in the middle of the street, not exactly I thought we only played on Fridays. I don't wanna be treated on. You children win this one and you're Stan: [in background] No! Mrs. Herman has opened the east wing Sheila: Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one and an obsession isn't good. I can't believe they let us play this in school. While he sings I said, "I've always wanted to visit Prague.". Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. They played China for the world championship. Denver has a bunch of mean looking kids with spiky haircuts. Don't be a wuss! Are you just gonna be a little French pansy your whole life? Season 2 E 5 • 06/03/1998. He gives the Chinese kid a piece of paper. Sheila: She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Image of 2x05 Conjoined Fetus Lady for fans of South Park 19547298 Name : Description: File Size : 205_BELLY.WAV: Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. Stan: If the ball hits you, you're out. Congratulations, you're national champions. She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. Chef: Ok children. Chef: [To himself]: Yeah whatever you old dried up fat hog. Aw, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? arm. Kyle: Hey you know that nurse is actually pretty cool. You're from South Park, yeah? Conjoined Fetus Lady (2.05) [Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone. Cartman: Did it talk? Principal Victoria: [To Sheila] Oh my what an ungrateful bitch. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Ref: The Washington team has forfitted the game. Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia. My parents are Chinese. Our South Park cows have just beaten the Washington Kyle: What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? She's at the supermarket, annoyed, she's trying to cover the camera lens so Garrison would stop filming. It would only be a bigger let down next year if we didn't win. Gonna need some cream for your ass It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage understood rather than made fun of. Bob: My god, amazing where people can live nowadays. Right, bubbe? Be the ball! Tom: Oh, another American is down. This is the big time, alright. Mayor: Now let's head it one more time for our world champions South Can you ever forgive me? Yeah. off your head woman. Children, that's not cool. Bob: Well I certainly wanna thank you for bringing your team down. If we had won the world championship, what then? I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. South Park. 06/03/1998. Let's show 'em what we've got! You got crepes in your ears.". I just want to be ridiculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. Direct quotes from the script: Stan: "Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese?" If we can win state, we can I mean gravy! Oooh, baby, come on I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone Kevin: No I'm from America. pissed off again trying to cover the camera with her hand, pissed even long. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! Hello, there. Sit down, boys. make fun of foreigners. Damn, man. I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this evening. Sheila: I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this Yeah. Move to the next cue. Full Ep. Kyle: "Yeah, you're from China." Crowd laughs. I'm not a student! baby come on, just woop give it ass. 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