No way I take my plane to Canada for less than a thousand daura! South Park. "Greensleeves". To prove his point, he vaporizes Kenny. What if this Christmas, instead of buyin' presents, we all use that money to give to the Broflovskis? Well of course you are! "Welcome Friends to Canada" • We'll never make it now! It's Christmas in Canada. Well, I didn't wanna say anything, Kyle, but I think this is what your family gets for being Jewish at Christmas time. All right boys, prepare yourselves. Cartman calms down and agrees, but promises that he will fight him if they do not get back home in time. This isn't over, you American scum! The Broflovskis need money to appeal that case to the new Canadian Prime Minister. And by helping Americans, you're just as smelly as they are! Just as Harry begins to calmly explain why they have sought out the Broflovskis, Kyle and Ike walk into view to see who is at the door. Do you think we can still make it in time? There's no way we can go all the way back. When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. All of my new laws will stay in effect forever! I have to try to go to Canada and speak with the new Canadian Prime Minister, but I can't do it alone. I'll be turning on the seatbelt sign now. What do you guys want? Ze gaan vlug naar Canada om zelf Ike thuis te brengen, voordat al het geld voor … Add a touch of naughty to your holidays with Christmas Time in South Park. This isn't over! Ding dong, they caught Saddam! Look, you gave Ike up. Saddam Hussein's been caught! Season 7 E 15 • 12/17/2003. He doesn't belong here. Ike, you'll always be my little brother, okay? If you are going to see za new Prime Minister, then I want to go with you. AKA: South Park, Пiвденний Парк. I'm not gonna have a Christmas adventure. Not by a long shot! However, when South Park's adults decide to give the money they were going to use for their family's Christmas gifts to the Broflovskis, the boys change their tune. NOW! If you lived here for a day, you'd understand. It wasn't enough for you people to kill Jesus, now you have to kill Christmas too, huh?! Like our parents aren't gonna buy us presents for Christmas! Dude, look at that. In Newfoundland, Steve points out, to the boys' horror, that they were heading in the wrong direction, but the group gets to the capital in Steve's boat. Gerald joyfully notes how much the family's togetherness means at this time of year, and that nothing can break them apart. It was a tough time for us. [walks off in the direction of the other boys. Dude, I'm gonna tell my parents to get me that John Elway doll with the karate-chop action. On the river we could travel to Ottawa in no time! And you're on Newfoundland property now! I'm Steve the Newfoudlander. Thank you for flying Shitty Airlines. "Greensleeves". Show More. In the wake of this incident, South Park's citizens decide to help the Broflovskis. "South Park" It's Christmas in Canada subtitles. I'm sorry you guys, but there is something we can do. No business... Christmas time come and nobody wanna eat Chinese food. You're a dick! Don't you know America thinks it owns Canada along with the rest of the world?! You're going to see the new Prime Minister. We call it the Road, the only road. So we put him up for adoption. The new Prime Minister isn't seeing anybody! Four people, Canada, cost a lot of money, that uh gonna be about ah six thousand five hundred dolla. If we can change. Harder for Peter?! Saddam Hussein?? Ah, we're just passing through to see the new Prime Minister. He belongs with his family. What are you two doing helping these Americans?! God-damnit, we need to get to the new Prime Minister! It’s been around for that long. It was a tough time for all of Canada. Well, come with us! Yeah, we gave it our best, but our best wasn't good enough, eh? South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. He doesn't belong here. We're not the same blood, but I love my little brother. As soon as possible. "Follow the Only Road" • No, you're both coming. Seconds later, the doorbell rings, and Gerald answers. Changing your mind is a Canadian custom that we hold quite dear. Submit data corrections for South Park : It's Christmas in Canada - Trey Parker on AllMovie Life just hasn't been the same since he made sodomy illegal. And besides, the new Canadian Prime Minister has issued a decree that all adopted Canadians must be returned home. Sadly, the Canadian law is legal and cannot be overturned by South Park's court, so Ike is remanded to the custody of his biological parents, devastating Gerald and Sheila. Oh Jesus, eighteen hours. Traveling to the capital on the "only road" in Canada, the boys meet others plagued by the new Prime Minister's laws - a Mountie named Rick, who is forced to ride a sheep instead of a horse because his funding has been cut; an unnamed French Canadian mime, who can no longer drink wine; and a Newfoundlander named Steve, who can no longer practice sodomy. The whole country was devastated by the cola wars. We thank God for our blessings this Chanukah. He's in Ottawa. When the townspeople decide to forego Christmas gifts and take up a collection to get Ike home to South Park, the boys are distraught. Oh, I would so like to meet him myself. How about, we get rid of all the Mexicans? Oh! South Park … The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town. South Park Season 7 Episode 15: It's Christmas in Canada Summary: When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. It's Christmas in Canada (Season 7, Episode 15) - Episode Guide, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/It%27s_Christmas_in_Canada?oldid=428325. It won't be a silent night when you join the boys for the most blasphemous episodes filled with the most unholy songs. All right dude, let's get the hell out of here! This is all your fault!! But as the years passed, I, I just felt an emptiness in my heart. Add a touch of naughty to your holidays with Christmas Time in South Park. Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canadato bring Ike home themselves. He belongs in Canada with his own kind. At the door is a Canadian couple who introduce themselves as Harry and Elise Gintz. Episode 110 - A South Park Christmas Introducing: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Cast: Pip Chef Stan Marsh Uncle Jimbo Eric Cartman Kyle Broflovski Sheila Broflovski Mr. Broflovski The Mayor Kenny McCormick Wendy Testaburger Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat A Priest School Counselor Muscular Mental House Nurses Okay. Very good! Are there any suggestions how we might help? Do you care about Christmas or not? I traveled a long way to get here. Perhaps I will go with you. Watch Random Episode. Ike then leaves the next day with his biological parents. Oh yeah, the Prime Minister, eh? I want to negotiate. This morning unbeknowest to me, someone who shall remain nameless started a talkback for tonight's episode (see the "it's christmas in canada thread). From the first season til' the 10th season,7 episodes. South Park's citizens decide to act kindly towards the Broflovskis and agree to give them their Christmas gift money to help fund their trip to Canada in order to talk to the Prime Minister. Kyle, I just want you to know, if it were any other time of the year, I still wouldn't help you. We can't go to Canada, dumbass! This means all the Prime Minister's new laws are null and void. The Brovlofski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly, and want their baby back. I'll fix you. Please sit back, relax, and enjoy your Shitty fright. I'm in Canada. Come on, you guys, we can do this. Cartman finally reaches his breaking point and prepares to fight Kyle, but Kyle has an idea of how to save Christmas: the boys can go to Canada and get Ike back themselves in the few days before Christmas, saving everybody's money for presents. Merry Christmas to the world! It's Christmas. [Santa's sleigh passes by and the boys are hoisted into it] Look, they're about to light the Christmas tree. We're running out of time! By Canadian law I must award custody of the child to his birth parents. The Gintz's depart, with the Broflovskis vowing to fight them in court. It's Christmas in Canada (Original Airdate: 12/17/03) The Broflovski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. I thought mounties were supposed to ride horses. Perhaps we were wrong to try and take Peter back. Cartman is shocked about missing Christmas, but Kyle insists that he got his brother back and that's all that matters. You and me! Please, don't make things any harder for Peter. Canadian Christmas, it's the best! South Park. You're not gonna die, Kenny. Yeah, I’m not kidding. Kyle attempts to get his friends to help him, but they have other things on their minds. "Welcome Friends to Canada" • All the children are upset about the prospect of Christmas without any presents (Clyde bursts into tears at the news). And lots and lots of cheese. At the Center Block of the Parliament Buildings, where the boys convince the guard to let them in by crying, the boys finally meet with the Prime Minister who is a giant floating head. Oh, God-damnit! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Now would be a good time to reflect on your rife, and pray to whatever deity you believe in. Cartman and Kenny do not want to fly the moment they see the single-engine Cessna they are expected to fly in; Cartman because he does not trust the Cessna, and Kenny because he is afraid he will die. Upon discovery of the Prime Minister's true identity, the Canadians arrest Saddam and declare all of the new laws null and void. "Its Christmas in Canada" is the sixth Christmas episode of the Comedy Central animated series South Park, aired as the fifteenth episode of the show's seventh season. Suddenly Cartman's watch beeps; it's Christmas Day. Wait a minute. The new Prime Minister of Canada has authority this court cannot override. However, they do not take their kids into account and their decision leaves the kids upset with the thought of Christmas without any presents. He hates both Americans and Canadians and vows to stop them from meeting the prime minister. Oh no you don't, Scott! Ottawa left, Newfoundland right! Zat explains everything! We're from Canada. He's the only person who can help me. We had hoped it wouldn't come to that! Hey! South Park/It's Christmas in Canada. Stop wasting my time with fifty-five daura! When the townspeople decide to forgo Christmas gifts and take up a collection to get Ike home to South Park, the boys are distraught. But if it doesn't work, you and me are gonna have it out, Kyle. Yeah, sure, except there's just one problem. Find gifts featuring Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Butters, Randy, and more at the South Park Store. Christmas is only twelve hours away. As many of you know, the Broflovski family has recently had their child torn away from them. Cartman however gets angry and thirsts for a fight. The couples begin to argue. As you can see, it appears that we are goin' down. That's okay, we'd rather just go by ourselves. Airdate: December 17, 2003 In this parody of The Wizard of Oz, the boys head to … The Prime Minister IS here. It’s been more than 14 years since South Park first aired on Comedy Central. That's right! Kyle walks off sadly in the other direction] South Park City Hall, night. Impossible! It's Christmas! ... “South Park,” created by comic geniuses Trey Parker and Matt Stone, features the breathtakingly irreverent and ruthlessly funny misadventures of four foul-mouthed, troublemaking young boys in a small town nestled in the Colorado Rockies. You guys go get Ike. This Christmas we can do somethin' that really matters! "It's Christmas in Canada" is the fifteenth and final episode of Season Seven, and the 111th overall episode of South Park. A South Park Christmas TRACKS: 24 CATEGORY: HOLIDAYS RIGHTS: PERSONAL VIEWS: 19,947 Holidays South Park Christmas South Park Christmas Songs South Park South Park Songs Meet Mr. Hankey, spend the big day with Charlie Manson, and travel around the world to Iraq and Canada with all your favorite Christmas classics. Gonna cost ya a lot of money... hmm let's see. From The TV IV < South Park. They fly with City Airlines, run by City Wok owner Tuong Lu Kim. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman. Get off before I have you arrested! Peter, you must come with Mommy and Daddy. Canada • He has passed a new law forbidding us French Canadians to drink wine. Season 7 E 15 • 12/17/2003. Please, sir. Harry and Elise Gintz • You must talk to the new Prime Minister if you think his brother's home's back there. Oh yes! It is a few weeks until Christmas. Please, sir. We didn't come to visit Peter, we came to take him back. Hey, come on, boys! There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land. Kyle, I just want you to know, if it were any other time of the year, I still wouldn't help you. Directed by Trey Parker. And remember to watch out for Scott! We officially missed it. The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. You flight to Canada cost at least three thousand dollar! To aid them in their attempts to reach the Prime Minister and convince him to allow Ike to return to America, they decide to give them their Christmas gift money. Choose from Cartman tees, Stan mugs, Kyle … Cartman is furious at Kyle, whom he threatens to beat up. Set in the Colorado town of South Park, weird things keep happening, whether its being abducted by aliens or avoiding Kyle's little brother Ike. Right now! S07E15. This certainly is a desolate place! The town Christmas tree is up, City Hall is decked out in … and rushes in to hug Ike, who, frightened, takes cover behind Kyle. Looks like I might as well close. Good-bye, friends! Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada. "Ding Dong They Caught Saddam" • Okay, welcome aboard Shitty Airrines. Two weeks later, Kyle notices his parents steadily getting worse without Ike. We can wish ourselves there! South Park - Christmas Time in South Park: Amazon.nl Selecteer uw cookievoorkeuren We gebruiken cookies en vergelijkbare tools om uw winkelervaring te verbeteren, onze services aan te bieden, te begrijpen hoe klanten onze services gebruiken zodat we verbeteringen kunnen aanbrengen, en om advertenties weer te geven. He parachutes out of the plane, leaving the four boys alone in it. Okay, that's uh pretty far. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. You can spend Christmas with us, Canada style! Ugh! What if we miss out on some great Christmas adventure? He sighs and says that maybe they'll have a Christmas adventure next year. The Gintz's, touched by Kyle's dedication to get Ike back, admit they were wrong and let Ike go back to his home in Colorado. Allo. Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home themselves. The series first aired on December 17, 1997. And ze ozer Canada. It's Christmas in Canada: Season 7, Episode 15 Airdate: December 17, 2003 Written by: Directed by ← 7x14 Raisins: My wife and I had a child a few years back, and, we weren't ready to have a child, so we put him up for adoption. To go anywhere in Canada, you just follow the only road. It's his strange new laws that took our horses away. South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. In Canada, they meet a bunch of Canadians, including Scott, a Canadian who is "a dick". And you all went the wrong direction on it. South Park, south park full, south park episode, south park funny moments, south park funniest moments #SouthPark. Christmas Time in South Park is a series that is currently running and has 1 seasons (7 episodes). Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home … https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/It%27s_Christmas_in_Canada/Script?oldid=412059, Canadians, including a doctor, sailor, wrestler, businessman, artist, hockey player, firefighter, priest, road workers. We can go to Canada and see the Prime Minister like I said. Ze ozer Canada is hardly Canada. Meet Mr. Hankey, spend the big day with Charlie Manson, and travel around the world to Iraq and Canada with all your favorite Christmas classics. Trampolines. Uh. It's Christmas in Canada is episode 15 of season 7 of South Park. Kyle suggests that if they go to Canada and talk to the new Prime Minister, they can get Ike back in time to save Christmas. Of course I care about Christmas- oh, Christ on a stick! Can you just tell us where the new Prime Minister is? 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